All! About! Schmelvie!
Schmelvie. Yes, that is his name. No joke. Born to French fur trappers on Prince Edward Island, Schmelvie settled in the Badger state to chew gum. When he swallowed his gum, he decided to kick ass instead. Cursed with blood so thick that he is unable to bleed, he drinks alcohol to thin his blood enough to oxygenate his muscles. Muscles that produce bass. How low can you go? Schmelvie picked up the bass at an early age (for a Redwood) and has brought a much needed balance to the stoic twin guitar onslaught of power chords in the guitar section. Schmelvie also wants everyone to know that he is a Brony. His favorite pony is Pinkie Pie. Schmelvie plays a Schecter bass.